Whats the worst thing your child has said to someone else?

Question: When my son was about 8 we were visiting my mil. For her birthday we had bought her an elephant ornament. Before she opened it my son told her we had bought her something old, gray and wrinkely just like her

Answers: When i took my daughter who is now 8 but was 4 at the time into work i introduced her to the assistant manager who i disliked and she said is that the old bag you don't like mummy i wanted the ground to open up ans swallow me don't you just love their innocence!!

I work as a dentist and my son is teeth conscious..

Alady called to our door with same surname as us.Incidentally the lady may have needed dental braces..

She jokingly asked my son.. whats my name,can u guess?
and he replied Yes-Mrs Teeth .

my daughter was not easy to understand when she first started to talk
then i had a visit from a couple of friends - one of them took the chair she had been sitting in until they arrived
she stared directly at them and in very clear and LOUD voice said
'coats on - home!' i didn't know where to look!

wow. well did he mean to say it like it came out?
some kids are just very honest.. and will say anything without carrying for our feelings.

my son told a friend when he got mad at him: your mom has hiv
and almost got beat up and then i had to explain to my son in DETAIL (he's only 10 now) and a friend of his grandmother actually has it, so i had the girl talk to him about her mother dying of hiv. and he never will ever talk about anyone having hiv ever.!

My 5 yr old step-son told his father that he walked in on me after getting out of shower and that I had the biggest one in the neighborhood.

i can top that, my son said loud and proud in public after i farted, SMELL YOU DADDY!
Now that's embarrasing.

We were just getting out of church and the preacher picked my 4 year old daughter up to hold her. She said,,, boy, you smell bad. Did you take a bath today. Thats was awful.

when my steppdaughter was 3, i was punshing her for not listening and made her sit on a time out chair. she stood up, put on hand on her hip and said suck my d**k. after i finished laughing, i explained why she shouldnt say that

I was at work and a friend of mine was babysitting my two boys for me. They came by to visit, I was working in a very small giftshop. A customer came in and she was extremely over weight. My five year old said, she's FAT! I tried to ignore it for the minute and I was going to talk to him after she left. She was very offended and told me it was very rude and I should teach him some manners. Can you imagine how much worse it would've been if I would've said in front of her Honey when people are big we don't point it out.

i went round my neighbours house for coffee one day with my son who was four at the time. She isn't exactly the smallest woman in the world. My son kept looking at her and asked why are you so fat? Is it because you eat too much?

Well i could have died there and then, but what can you say, he was right on the money!!!!

A couple of years ago my son who was 7 at the time was sat with me in work, one of my work friends who is a bit on the large side was teasing him by saying she was going to give him a big kiss. She had been saying this to him for a few weeks previous and my son who has always been a very very good and quiet boy turned round and said shut up you big fat cow . I as you can imagine was horrified. Luckily she said she had asked for it and never mentioned it again.

well when my daughter was little she could not speak very well and well we took her in and was having her picture done and she saw a little boy who was in front of his mother and said very loudly (loud enough the mother of the little boy turned around ) look mom he a wiener ( leader)

When my daughter was about 2 she had trouble making the th sound. It usually came out as an l sound. When she was in a fix, or upset about something, she would say oh bother only it sounded like oh boller - which obviously sounds like oh bo****ks . The number of times people turned round to stare at her (and then us)! Their faces were priceless!

Hi!

Ha, ha, ha - I love that one!!

I was visiting some elderly neighbours with my four year old daughter.

My daughter couldn't sit still so was having a good look round the room. Then she decided to climb up on one of the chairs. She struggled to get up and ended up with her face buried in the chair cushion. She jumped down very quickly saying 'Mummy, this chair stinks of dirty bottoms'. I just completely ignored her, hoping my neighbours hadn't heard. My embarrassment was further more compounded by my daughter going up to the old man and asking him if he had 'trumped' on the chair and made it smell!

Talk about wanting the ground to open up and swallow me!!

I took my son to a family reunion for his dad's side of the family when he was 3, and his grandmother was holding the newest addition. She called him over and said Look it's a baby. and he replied Yeah, he's black. .(The rest of the family is caucasian.) I was so glad that only me and his grandma heard him. That night we had a long talk.

One of the kids I babysit told his Cathlic school teach to &&&& off

Well, my little sister called my mom a b**** after she didn't get her way.

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