What would a chav like for his 16th birthday?
Question: budget of £30
Answers: Hmmm, well, a trip to Poundalnd could get you all sorts of stuff.
But a trip to a market stall could get you the requisite fake Burberry baseball cap and YSL shirt.
You could get some unlucky poor inbred no-pedigree Staffy for that money. (It would probably chew its own legs off before it was 10 weeks old, I've been seeing some terrible cases lately).
I'm sure Argos could sell you something gold and tacky in that budget range (9 carat gold, of course - why on earth would any British person even *dream* of wearing proper of gold of a decently high carat?).
gold chains! and a soverign ring from argos
Chunky (fake) gold chain.
someone elses belongings???
A life.
you could bail him, or buy one all of his children something from the pound shop
trainers, hoodie, fake ipod, cheap trampoline
BUDGET!
At the jeweller of Chav choice, Lizzie Dukes .. £30 could probably buy you the whole counter :)
Suggest nice fat sovereign ring and perhaps a fake riveted tax disc holder for his XR2 (lowered of course) ;)
A burbery baseball cap
Blimey you can get a lot of bling from Elizabeth Duke at Argos for £30!!!
Alternatively, vouchers for Kwik Fit would probably go down a treat - especially if he's learnt to nick cars already.
a shell suit and a pair of nicks trainers...oh and a bar of soap
An ASBO
More cheap bling
A cocktail of booze and lethal medication.. It would be one less muppet in the world.
Why not invest in some etiquette lessons and try to take them away from that style of life, it is not a pleasant way to be. No one respects a chav and simply find them vulgar.
bling!. . . or a goldie looking chain CD
Tacky looking gold, baseball cap, hoodie...
For £30 you should be able to get 6 kappa slappas...
Ben Sherman shirt or a Burberry cap.
A chavette for a night.
Just go up the market, and get some fake burberry/hackett jumper with the emblem emblazoned on the front. With the change, go get a loverly thick gold chain from either Argos (Elizabeth Duke Range!!) or use the tried and tested market again.
Should be sorted! By why spend £30 on a chav??
Couple of packets of Lambert & Butler, HUGE bottle of white lightning, and a chaqin with 'watever' on it
news that the CSA has disbanded
how about an ASBO
a smack in the mouth.
£29.99 bling
just give him the cash
argos jewellery counter
Answers: Hmmm, well, a trip to Poundalnd could get you all sorts of stuff.
But a trip to a market stall could get you the requisite fake Burberry baseball cap and YSL shirt.
You could get some unlucky poor inbred no-pedigree Staffy for that money. (It would probably chew its own legs off before it was 10 weeks old, I've been seeing some terrible cases lately).
I'm sure Argos could sell you something gold and tacky in that budget range (9 carat gold, of course - why on earth would any British person even *dream* of wearing proper of gold of a decently high carat?).
gold chains! and a soverign ring from argos
Chunky (fake) gold chain.
someone elses belongings???
A life.
you could bail him, or buy one all of his children something from the pound shop
trainers, hoodie, fake ipod, cheap trampoline
BUDGET!
At the jeweller of Chav choice, Lizzie Dukes .. £30 could probably buy you the whole counter :)
Suggest nice fat sovereign ring and perhaps a fake riveted tax disc holder for his XR2 (lowered of course) ;)
A burbery baseball cap
Blimey you can get a lot of bling from Elizabeth Duke at Argos for £30!!!
Alternatively, vouchers for Kwik Fit would probably go down a treat - especially if he's learnt to nick cars already.
a shell suit and a pair of nicks trainers...oh and a bar of soap
An ASBO
More cheap bling
A cocktail of booze and lethal medication.. It would be one less muppet in the world.
Why not invest in some etiquette lessons and try to take them away from that style of life, it is not a pleasant way to be. No one respects a chav and simply find them vulgar.
bling!. . . or a goldie looking chain CD
Tacky looking gold, baseball cap, hoodie...
For £30 you should be able to get 6 kappa slappas...
Ben Sherman shirt or a Burberry cap.
A chavette for a night.
Just go up the market, and get some fake burberry/hackett jumper with the emblem emblazoned on the front. With the change, go get a loverly thick gold chain from either Argos (Elizabeth Duke Range!!) or use the tried and tested market again.
Should be sorted! By why spend £30 on a chav??
Couple of packets of Lambert & Butler, HUGE bottle of white lightning, and a chaqin with 'watever' on it
news that the CSA has disbanded
how about an ASBO
a smack in the mouth.
£29.99 bling
just give him the cash
argos jewellery counter
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