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I'm being stalked by a Psychotic Lover!?


Question: I'm engaged and I'm very happy. Recently I was contacted by this girl who had seen me at a wedding (My sister's). I have a lot of friends who are women so it never occured to me that this girl had been obsessing over me. I've tried to reason with her but she does'nt let up.
How do I escape?
Answers: Get a Court Order of Protection.
tell her you have some STD, and maybe she'll stop obsessing over you for fear that she'll get the disease. better yet if she doesn't know about your fiance, tell her you are gay, that worked on What women want! if all else fails, hook her up with a friend of yours he has to be kind of like you though.
kill her. problem solved.
Tell her your a true lesbian and your going to have an operation to please your new lover


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